HOME Secretary Jacqui Smith just can’t seem to do anything right, thanks to a little help from her special advisors. In an attempt to do the damage of Ms Spliff’s admission that she was afraid to walk the capital’s streets at night, her office let it be known that Jacqui, in fact, had only recently taken a late night visit to her local kebab shop in downtown Peckham, south London. Er, yes, with an armed bodyguard. “Skeweredâ€, was the tabloids’ apt verdict. And she managed to upset the Department of Health for going off message on the “eat well†campaign.
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