“Bonkers” Boris Johnson doesn’t have to have names made up for him. His arms-length list of real names is funny enough. And his love of Ancient Greece has obviously informed the naming of his children, Cassia, Milo, Theodore Apollo and plain old Lara. But why does he marry women named after cars? Allegra and Marina being the mothers of the kids. But, if he wants to impress the capital’s gay community, he could always go for a spin with an Austin.