Meanwhile, the Italian Prime Minister’s own summer vacation this year will include “stress relief”. It seems that press revelations about earlier “stress relief” involving prostitutes and sex tapes have left the priapic old shyster feeling rather stressed out. No less than three medical experts have been flown to his Milan residence to advise on diet, exercise (although hasn’t he had quite enough of that already?) and general wellbeing. While the doctors may be in for a disappointment if they’re expecting to be invited to some wild parties, perhaps their reward for successful ministrations will include being made MEPs.
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