Kevin Maguire

Anger and sorrow: Labour’s twin-track attack strategy

by Kevin Maguire
Friday, October 15th, 2010

Tony Blair’s old chief of staff, banker Jonathan Powell, recounts in his book The New Machiavelli, his latest attempt at self-justification, how he sat next to Iraq war propagandist Alastair Campbell at a September 11 memorial service in St Paul’s Cathedral. Comical Ali, according to Powell, nudged him in the ribs and pointed to Gordon Brown seated a couple of rows ahead alongside Iain Duncan Smith and William Hague. “Look”, whispered Ali into Jonny’s ear, “the leaders of the opposition”.

That’s quite funny, but I daresay, had Brown glanced over his shoulder and spied the giggling Downing Street duo, he might have muttered: “I better watch my back”.

It would have been a not unreasonable conclusion for Brown to draw, given that Campbell – who really ought to have known better with his own personal history – briefed that the then Chancellor suffered “psychological flaws”. And the great spin-doctor went on to craft a backfiring stunt with an Elvis Presley impersonator in the 2010 election which was Brown’s low light until Gillian Duffy intervened.

Winston Churchill, when at the dispatch box on a bad day, considered the party across from him in the chamber of the House of Commons as the opposition while the MPs sat behind in his own party were the enemy. It’s a clever point, one of those assertions to be discussed at a north London dinner party or these days, I suppose, in Notting Hell. But it’s not true.

Whatever the rivalries within political parties, more unites most members than divides them. That includes perhaps even John McDonnell on the Labour left and Pat McFadden on the party’s right or those unfraternal Milibrothers, Ed and David, who put brotherly love to one side in a battle for social democracy within one family. Ed Miliband, as the new leader, has opponents within the Labour Party – not least some of defeated Dave’s supporters.

Yet every day brings an announcement which proves Labour’s enemy is the Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition. Scapegoating all five million workless on benefits. Returning universities to the preserve of a wealthy elite. Ending universal child benefit. Attacking the pensions of staff in the public services. Privatising the National Health Service by putting GPs in charge. The tsunami of cuts in the Public Spending Review. Each on its own is a devastating policy driven by a free-market ideology. Put them all together and it creates a programme to change Britain for the worse which makes the progressive policies implemented by Labour over the 13 years between 1997 and 2010 look embarrassingly meek.

But – and there is a “but” – the truth is a majority Conservative government would be a more grievous threat to Britain than a coalition. Labour people love to goad the Liberal Democrats, charging Nick Clegg’s party of a betrayal and selling its soul for a few chauffeur-driven cars and red boxes. I enjoy doing it myself. There’s much evidence to support the argument. The Lib Dems are getting less out of the coalition than the Cons. National identity cards would have been scrapped anyway. Capital gains tax at 28 per cent is still less than higher rates of income tax at 40 per cent or 50 per cent. The immigration cap will be imposed, despite not fitting. Tuition fees are poised to soar despite every Lib Dem MP signing a pre-election pledge to the contrary.

The Lib Dems, however, apply a brake in some areas. The Human Rights Act survives the sharpened fangs of a howling Tory right. Calls to slap trade unionists in leg irons simmer (at least for now) on the back-burner instead of boiling over in emergency legislation. The cuts coming down the line mean these are sticking plasters when Britain is battered senseless, but they also identify the crack in the coalition – the fact the enemy isn’t united and one part is more terrifying than the other.

Ed Miliband didn’t spare the Lib Dems to win the votes of Labour’s selectorate and, loyal chap that he is, remembered that Nick Clegg demanded Gordon Brown’s head, so argued Clegg would need to resign before Labour entered talks on a pact, should the next general election produce another inconclusive result.

We have a two party electoral system (and are likely to keep it if, as expected, next May’s referendum is lost), although voters have worked out themselves how to sustain three parties, tactical voting replacing life-long affiliations. Labour winning the next election isn’t to secure an overall majority. Winning the next election is to finish the party with most seats – and then enter coalition talks with the Liberal Democrats.

The Labour leader needs a twin-track attack policy. The Conservatives should be targeted in anger, the Lib Dems more in sorrow. It won’t be easy. It may go against his gut instinct, but it recognises the reality that the Government isn’t a whole, the softer skin around the hard core vulnerable to reasoned debate and wooing.

The talk in Westminster is of Lib Dem defections to Labour. I’ll believe them when they happen. Meanwhile, a plan is needed to drive a wedge between the Cons and Dems in the Con-Dem Government. Any suggestions?

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  • Bob

    I suggest you get a life.

  • Hirondelle61

    The tsunami of cuts in the Public Spending Review. Each on its own is a devastating policy driven by a free-market ideology. Put them all together and it creates a programme to change Britain for the worse which makes the progressive policies implemented by Labour over the 13 years between 1997 and 2010 look embarrassingly meek.

    If only that were true, Kevin. But Brown’s guardianship of the nation’s finances was disastrous. Do you need reminding of the tax raid on pension funds, which undermined the pensions industry. Or the sell-off of the nation’s gold reserves. Or the stunt by which public expenditure was kept off the books, a tactic that would have been illegal if practised by a private company. Perogressive polixcies? Pull the other one, chum.

  • Cmg

    ” The Lib Dems are getting less out of the coalition than the Cons.”

    I wonder whether this has anything to do with the fact that the Conservatives won the election and the Limp Dums got soundly thrashed??

  • Norman Dee

    So Let’s see if I have this right, you want to drive a wedge between the 2 coalition parties therby preventing any kind of cohesive government, and risk creating even more problems for the country, even potentially starting a full scale collapse, and reducing us to poverty, so that at the next election the same crowd that got us into this situation can be re elected to do what ? there will be bugger all to govern with. I suppose at this stage you will pop up, with your fellow travellers,and suggest that we start a mutual cooperation pact with Cuba, or north Korea, or any one of your other hero states. Idiot .

  • Hirondelle61

    If this is an example of the ideological twaddle Tribune prints I’m not going to be persuaded to part with nineteen hard-earned ones in order to read the rest of it.

  • Cardinal del Monte

    It’s difficult to believe that Gordon Brown (an educated man, whatever else you may think of him) uttered an expression such as “I better watch my back”.

  • bewick

    Oh Kevin. What a deluded Geordie twat you are (and I was brought up in a totally socialist household and actually moved, of my own accord, to Geordieland 40 years ago). No matter, you have become rich in the process and I suppose that riches trumps principle in all political sphers.

  • Sandy

    How on earth can you earn a living writing such utter drivel?

  • bewick

    Spheres! (missed key)
    What I meant by that is that you enjoy the riches Kevin and make lots of money with your TV appearances and writings. Fact is Kevin that in MY early years the Labour Party actually HAD principles which seriously improved my life. I’m sure that those principles also improved yours.
    No longer true. It is YOUR favourite party which pulled up the very ladder which enabled kids from poor backgrounds, like me and perhaps you, to succeed on merit and even gain entry to Oxbridge.
    A commitment to 50% getting university entry has both reduced standards and made university the preserve of the richer – or loaded students with serious debt! Also managed to reduce the unemployment figures by 3/4 million!

    Benefits? Well in the 50′s and 60′s Kevin fairly few were on benefits. It was a matter of SHAME to have to be on benefits. Now, thanks to Labour, it is the preferred option for very many. There are many even in my small village whose parents always worked (I actually knew the parents) but they never have. Their own children (mainly by different fathers who don’t pay) are following suit.
    I actually HEAR them declare openly that they have never worked and have no intention of ever working. These people also have totally new furniture – regularly – , big plasma TVs and so on and so on. How do I know? Because they boast about it in the village shop. I actually heard one young woman who has always lived on benefits and has 3 kids by 3 different fathers say, when asked if she planned more kids, say “not until these 3 are at school”. Why? Well another 7 years on benefit I’d guess.
    DLA? Several on mobility scooters here. One is regularly seen digging her garden. Another maintains a horse, on benefits, and can easily manage lifting the saddle and saddling the horse. A bloke arrives at the village shop on his scooter but actually SKIPS up the steps faster than can I.
    There IS one who is genuinely disabled and needs help with shopping. Just one though.

    Another woman, 45, banned from driving for 3 years for drunk driving, is in need of a liver transplant because of alcohol. She has never worked,gets the full DLA + mobility allowance, and has a brand new car as a result (the daughter with the 3 kids is the real beneficiary). SHE can afford 2 Spanish holidays a year – on benefits. She also walks 1/4 mile to the shop and happily manages to walk back home carrying 2 heavy bags. All courtesy of Labour. Disgusting!!!
    You though Kevin seem to think that all of this is OK. Do you really think it is OK for people to milk the benefits system so blatantly? Again I actually heard, just last week, the same 45 year old and her daughter, in the shop, making a case that the 3 year old of the daughter was autistic. Actually he displayed no sign of autism but what the hell – another benefit might just be useful. These people know ALL the tricks. If they bothered to use this skill in actual WORK then maybe the UK would be in better shape.
    Now Kevin. I only know the few who I encounter in the village shop. There must be more in the village. and this is a small village. What is happening UK wide?
    Are you happy Kevin that your perhaps 50% income tax is funding such idleness?
    Yes I DO know that there are totally genuine people and disabled people who need support. I have no problem supporting them from the taxes on my retirement income. I DO though object to funding people who have no intention of ever working and can afford more than I can afford.
    Labour has lost its way. WAKE UP Kevin.

  • jeff

    this article is a loaf of incoherent bollocks

  • jeff

    this article is a loaf of incoherent bollocks

  • Kevin (the sensible one)

    In the Land of the one-eyed Scottish Mong, there is none so blind as those who will not see. You are an Idiot

  • Anonymous

    “Campbell … briefed that the then Chancellor suffered “psychological flaws””

    That has to be about the only occasion on which Campbell (or any government spokesman in the Blair/Brown regime) ever told the truth in a briefing.

  • Major Plonquer

    Ooops. Our Kev forgot to use the word ‘deficit’ in his essay. Still in denial, eh?

  • chas

    Extraordinary work, Kevin. You managed to write an article without mentiong that David Cameron is an Etonian. You really are slipping.

  • Matt

    Reading Kevin’s article, it is as if the last 13 years never happened. It’s like Dallas. What should we expect? Tony “Bobby Ewing” Blair to step out of the shower and the last Labour government all to have been a bad dream? Oh, for goodness sake!

  • Rob Eve

    Is there anything more pathetic than Labour?

  • tom mccall

    How much does Kevin make for talking the most political rubbish on telly?

  • Money grows on trees does it?

    Kevin. Like most socialist fantasists, your mummy obviously didn’t teach you the simple maxim: “money doesn’t grow on trees”. Very simple. Very very simple indeed. Unfortunately, we still have to listen to you spewing out this crap on TV whilst the BBC gives you the time of day (like they do to all sorts of other nobodies). I wish you would confine yourself to these online articles where people can justifiably hurl much deserved abuse at you. You write well, are a good orator, and evidently intelligent, but you are completely and utterly devoid of wisdom. In any hierachy of qualities wisdom comes higher than intelligence – you would do well to remember that.

    I dread to think of the parasites you socialists are now breeding. Do you teach them anything true or real, or will they too be employed by the BBC and other tumorous institutions to peddle this kind of garbage?

  • Hgregory

    voice of wales.
    Say no more Kev, defends the indefensible only because he has nothing to offer he has made a living making excuses for the Blair Brown fiasco Blairs agenda is now laid open he never was a socialist any party would do him Labour had the weakest bunch up front he was in. Like the born actor he filled no, 10 with all the luvvies thay will go anywhere for a photo op. Then it was the turn of bankers and the few industrialists we have left he mesmerised them. them plus the ever present floating voters. all the time preparing for his exit he is now amulti millionaire in a very short time left us with the disaster which was Brown Yet Kev still makes money the only way he knows i belive he would defend pol pot if there was money in it for him, I rest my case,

  • Kevinlynchehaun

    I was checking out the comments to your post Kev, have you?
    Not a whimper of support
    Not even the merest flutter of a pair of pink nickers, never mind a Red Flag blowing in the wind of change
    Not since King Canute has anyone tried to resist the tide of inevitability (or sensibility) by giving it the finger.
    There is a place in the world for people like you, especially since Norman Wisdom died
    Tell me, you sanctimonious, myopic pillock.
    What the hell makes you think you speak for “the working man”?
    Who the hell anointed you to this Godlike status?
    Have you ever done a day’s real labour (as opposed to NuLabour) in your, to press, entirely unproductive life?
    Have you ever made anything? (other than a complete balls up)
    Have you ever fixed anything? (By elections don’t count)

    Thought not… Go and tell Ed tow great he is

  • Sg1986

    Old politics, Kevin. You’ve been left behind. Time for a new smear campaign against Tory wives?

  • revolting peasant

    To which “progressive policies” launched by Labour are you referring?
    Completing privatisation of the rail network?
    Launching the ridiculous Private Finance Initiatives?
    Introducing University Tuition Fees?
    Or maybe the series of disasterous wars that have resulted in mass death and destruction.